wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(Source: lmaoalien)

Anonymous asked:
You are so pretty but I wish you were a bit skinnier :/

callmecapta1n:

cerebralassassin781:

I love this woman.

the funny thing is this is probably an accurate quote

(Source: ithelpstodream)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

Good to know.

(Source: a-greek-goddess)